Spice Girls Olympics

The Spice Girls are going to sing at the Olympics.

Fashion Icon

Today I have been recognised as a fashion icon.

GEORGE IS FREE!!!!!

Its worked. George is free! We didn’t even have to record the Free George Michael single, the authorities obviously heard about my campaign and that was enough to shame them into releasing him. GIRL POWER!

I Love My Breasts

My breasts are AMAZING! I cant stop touching them.

Free The Chilean Miners

Those poor miners. I am going to organise a Free The Chilean Miners charity single and concert. I will call round all my popstar friends. Its gonna be MEGA.

Sausage Power

Today I am wearing a string of sausages.

Lady Gaga

Am i the only one who thinks Lady Gaga is an attention seeker??!!