Spice Girls Olympics

The Spice Girls are going to sing at the Olympics.

Fashion Icon

Today I have been recognised as a fashion icon.

GEORGE IS FREE!!!!!

Its worked. George is free! We didn’t even have to record the Free George Michael single, the authorities obviously heard about my campaign and that was enough to shame them into releasing him. GIRL POWER!

I Love My Breasts

My breasts are AMAZING! I cant stop touching them.

Free The Chilean Miners

Those poor miners. I am going to organise a Free The Chilean Miners charity single and concert. I will call round all my popstar friends. Its gonna be MEGA.

Sausage Power

Today I am wearing a string of sausages.

Lady Gaga

Am i the only one who thinks Lady Gaga is an attention seeker??!!

Free George Michael

I am arranging a Free George Michael concert and single. Like they did for my second bestest friend, after George, Nelson Mandela.

I am calling around all my popstar friends., Its gonna be MEGA.

George is going to prison

Poor GEORGE. Prison. HOW HORRIBLE. I have asked my assistant to send him a bouquet of flowers to brighten up his cell. I’d go and visit but I am far too busy with all my CHARITY work.

Sleepy George and drugs

I can’t believe George has been taking drugs. I am SHOCKED.

Geri the DJ!

I DJed at the Oceana nightclub in Watford last night. The people LOVE me there. And on a Monday night lager is only £1. I chose the records and my assistant put them on and mixed them.

I’m far too busy with my UNITED NATIONS work to learn how to mix!!!!

Still angry

I've done my yoga and Mongolian breathing exercises, drank my peppermint tea and I AM STILL ANGRY with that little Irish squirt.HOW DARE HE?

I need to calm down. I am going to call Lami (I call him Lami but you will know him as the Dalai Lama).

Louis who?

How dare he? Louis Walsh says i know nothing about the music industry. I WAS IN THE BIGGEST GIRL BAND IN THE WORLD!

AS A SOLO ARTIST I HAVE SOLD 12 MILLION RECORDS.

I AM SO ANGRY.

Amazing Body

I am currently on a celery only diet. My lovely boyfriend says my body is AMAZING. He says he's been checking out other girls bodies but that mine is definetly the BEST.

X Factor

Simon (I call him Simon you will know him as Simon Cowell) still hasn’t called me. He’s probably lost my number.

I like Nicole Scherzinger but don't you think the Pussycat Dolls were just Spice Girl copycats?

Poor Cheryl

Poor Cheryl. She’s still in hospital. Hope you get better soon darling.
I expect Mr Cowell will be calling me soon to invite me back to X Factor.

Brilliant Spain

Congratulations to Spain for winning the World Cup. What a great feeling it is to know your are the best in the world. I still remember when I won Best International Female Artist at the Comet Awards.

Shame Ronaldo wasn’t playing. I do like him. He’s SO DISHY. But I expect he was looking after his baby.

George crashes his car again

Poor George crashed his car again last night. He really must stop taking those sleeping tablets. He said the police were very nice. He does like a man in uniform. Don’t we all girls?!!!

Cheryl Cole Malaria

Poor Cheryl. I am so sorry to hear that she has got malaria.

I hear she caught it when she went to Africa on holiday.

I have been to Africa many times as a UN AMBASSADOR and never caught it.

Get well soon Cheryl.

Exhausted

Sorry fans for not writing for a while but I have been EXHAUSTED. My day on X Factor really took it out of me. Spreading the love can be very hard work. I had to go on holiday to France with my VERY HANDSOME boyfriend to recover.

I hope to be on X Factor again soon.

BTW is it just me but is Natalie Imbruglia starting to look very old ?

X Factor

Its been great working on the X Factor.

Cheryl (I call her Cheryl you probably know her as Cheryl Cole) is lovely. She won woman of the year yesterday. Congratulations Cheryl!

I have been woman of the year 5 times and am also a UN Ambassador.

I taught the very SEXY Simon (I call him Simon you probably know him as Simon Cowell) some yoga moves yesterday. He has a very good dog posture.

Spicing up X Factor

So I am working on the X Factor !!!!!!

So nice to be spending time with my FANTASTIC friends Louis Walsh and the VERY HANDSOME Simon Cowell.

It meant I had to cancel some of my UN Ambassador engagements to fly to Glasgow (apparently its in Scotland !!!) for the public auditions but after weeks and weeks of Simon calling begging and pleading on the phone for me to do it, how could I refuse? I am sure the children of Africa will understand. They know that I have to spread my love around.

Geri Saves The Birds

Had a lovely conversation with Bammy yesterday. (I call him Bammy, you probably know him as President Obama) . He was telling me how upset he is about the oil slick. It sounds TERRIBLE. I had NO idea. I don’t read newspapers. They can pollute your mind.
I have sent an anonymous donation to a bird charity in Florida. I have suggested they use it to open a Geri Saves The Birds rescue centre.

Congratulations to Keira Knightley she has a stalkerYou haven’t really made it until you have one. I have THREE!

Victoria Beckham's skin

“Mummy your skin is so soft and perfect not like Aunty Viccy’s” says my daughter.
Poor Victoria if she doesn’t eat the right food it goes all blotchy and horrid. Its DISGUSTING.

Nelson calls

My friend Nelson (I call him Nelson you probably know him as Nelson Mandela) phoned me. “Your voice is a gift from God you must not deprive the world from hearing you sing.”

Spice Girls Reunion

Thank you for all your comments excited about our reunion but I am not sure it will happen. Friendship never ends but I am not sure I have the time for a world tour what with all my VERY IMPORTANT charity work and my MEGA successful writing career.

Today I am wearing cowboy boots. My look is inspired by John Wayne in True Grit.

Sleepy George

My friend George pops round for tea. (I call him George you probably know him as George Michael.). He crashes the car into a statue by the gate house and falls asleep. Poor Sleepy he obviously needs the rest. He works SO hard.

Today I am wearing a bandana. My look is inspired by Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

My daughter says “You are so pretty mummy”. But I am not really. After all I was only number 27 in GQ’s “Sexiest women in the world” 1998.

Fabio

I call my friend Fabio and tell him that he really should pick Lionel Messi instead of Aaron Lennon. I get Laura my fantastic PA to send him some of my healing crystals for Barry’s leg.

My daughter Crocus says "You are so kind mummy". But I am no kinder than Mother Teresa.

Em's dress

I love Ems. But i don't think she looks the best in dear viccy's dress. I am sure she won't mind me saying that as we are such bezzy mates and friendship never ends.

I wish i had time to go to premieres but I am far too BUSY with my charity work.

Maria sees her parents

My nanny’s parents flew over from Brazil last week to see her. But Maria has been too busy looking after Crocus to meet them. So today I gave Maria the afternoon off so she could take them back to the airport.

It meant I had to cancel my charity engagements but it was worth it so Maria could see her parents it also meant I got to spend QUALITY time with my daughter.

Crocus looked at me with LOVE in her eyes and said “Who are you?” She is SO funny.

Today, my look is inspired by Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.

Singing to Sick Children

Visited the sick children in the local hospital. I sang them some of my songs. They were crying and screaming with delight. After two songs they were crying so much that the nurses asked me to leave. Sometimes the joy I bring to people can overcome them. My best friend Princess Di had the same problem. That reminds me I must pop round to Charlie’s and squeeze his bum. That man is LUSH.

The Wrestler

Today I am wearing a grey sweatshirt. My look is inspired by Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler, a part I was originally offered after my friend Darren Aronofsky had seen me kick boxing. Unfortunately I couldn’t take the role as I was FAR too busy being a philanthropist.

Big Orange Poofter

Dale Winton came over with his new friend. We had spinach tea.

Today I thought of a new character for my VERY SUCCESSFUL children’s book franchise - Big Orange Poofter.

I don’t know where my characters come from.

Lawn Mower song for Gaga

Popped into the studio today and wrote a song inspired by the sound of my gardener mowing my lawn. I might give it to my best friend Lady Gaga.

My daughter said to me “You are so talented mummy”. But I am not. I am just one of God’s creatures.

Muesli

I am writing this as a i eat a bowl of muesli. Eating muesli is like a rebirth its just so holistic. I love spiritual things and what can be more spiritual than some nuts and berries? Well maybe the Dalai Lama. I love Lammy. He's a dear friend. Its such a shame about Nepal. Or is it Tibet? Its TERRIBLE. I must speak to Koffi Annan about it all.

Off to do my yoga.

Namaste.

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