I call my friend Fabio and tell him that he really should pick Lionel Messi instead of Aaron Lennon. I get Laura my fantastic PA to send him some of my healing crystals for Barry’s leg.
My daughter Crocus says "You are so kind mummy". But I am no kinder than Mother Teresa.
My nanny’s parents flew over from Brazil last week to see her. But Maria has been too busy looking after Crocus to meet them. So today I gave Maria the afternoon off so she could take them back to the airport.
It meant I had to cancel my charity engagements but it was worth it so Maria could see her parents it also meant I got to spend QUALITY time with my daughter.
Crocus looked at me with LOVE in her eyes and said “Who are you?” She is SO funny.
Today, my look is inspired by Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.
Visited the sick children in the local hospital. I sang them some of my songs. They were crying and screaming with delight. After two songs they were crying so much that the nurses asked me to leave. Sometimes the joy I bring to people can overcome them. My best friend Princess Di had the same problem. That reminds me I must pop round to Charlie’s and squeeze his bum. That man is LUSH.
Today I am wearing a grey sweatshirt. My look is inspired by Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler, a part I was originally offered after my friend Darren Aronofsky had seen me kick boxing. Unfortunately I couldn’t take the role as I was FAR too busy being a philanthropist.
Dale Winton came over with his new friend. We had spinach tea.
Today I thought of a new character for my VERY SUCCESSFUL children’s book franchise - Big Orange Poofter.
I don’t know where my characters come from.
Popped into the studio today and wrote a song inspired by the sound of my gardener mowing my lawn. I might give it to my best friend Lady Gaga.
My daughter said to me “You are so talented mummy”. But I am not. I am just one of God’s creatures.
