Exhausted

Sorry fans for not writing for a while but I have been EXHAUSTED. My day on X Factor really took it out of me. Spreading the love can be very hard work. I had to go on holiday to France with my VERY HANDSOME boyfriend to recover.

I hope to be on X Factor again soon.

BTW is it just me but is Natalie Imbruglia starting to look very old ?

X Factor

Its been great working on the X Factor.

Cheryl (I call her Cheryl you probably know her as Cheryl Cole) is lovely. She won woman of the year yesterday. Congratulations Cheryl!

I have been woman of the year 5 times and am also a UN Ambassador.

I taught the very SEXY Simon (I call him Simon you probably know him as Simon Cowell) some yoga moves yesterday. He has a very good dog posture.

Spicing up X Factor

So I am working on the X Factor !!!!!!

So nice to be spending time with my FANTASTIC friends Louis Walsh and the VERY HANDSOME Simon Cowell.

It meant I had to cancel some of my UN Ambassador engagements to fly to Glasgow (apparently its in Scotland !!!) for the public auditions but after weeks and weeks of Simon calling begging and pleading on the phone for me to do it, how could I refuse? I am sure the children of Africa will understand. They know that I have to spread my love around.

Geri Saves The Birds

Had a lovely conversation with Bammy yesterday. (I call him Bammy, you probably know him as President Obama) . He was telling me how upset he is about the oil slick. It sounds TERRIBLE. I had NO idea. I don’t read newspapers. They can pollute your mind.
I have sent an anonymous donation to a bird charity in Florida. I have suggested they use it to open a Geri Saves The Birds rescue centre.

Congratulations to Keira Knightley she has a stalkerYou haven’t really made it until you have one. I have THREE!

Victoria Beckham's skin

“Mummy your skin is so soft and perfect not like Aunty Viccy’s” says my daughter.
Poor Victoria if she doesn’t eat the right food it goes all blotchy and horrid. Its DISGUSTING.

Nelson calls

My friend Nelson (I call him Nelson you probably know him as Nelson Mandela) phoned me. “Your voice is a gift from God you must not deprive the world from hearing you sing.”

Spice Girls Reunion

Thank you for all your comments excited about our reunion but I am not sure it will happen. Friendship never ends but I am not sure I have the time for a world tour what with all my VERY IMPORTANT charity work and my MEGA successful writing career.

Today I am wearing cowboy boots. My look is inspired by John Wayne in True Grit.

Sleepy George

My friend George pops round for tea. (I call him George you probably know him as George Michael.). He crashes the car into a statue by the gate house and falls asleep. Poor Sleepy he obviously needs the rest. He works SO hard.

Today I am wearing a bandana. My look is inspired by Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

My daughter says “You are so pretty mummy”. But I am not really. After all I was only number 27 in GQ’s “Sexiest women in the world” 1998.