Free The Chilean Miners

Those poor miners. I am going to organise a Free The Chilean Miners charity single and concert. I will call round all my popstar friends. Its gonna be MEGA.

Sausage Power

Today I am wearing a string of sausages.

Lady Gaga

Am i the only one who thinks Lady Gaga is an attention seeker??!!

Free George Michael

I am arranging a Free George Michael concert and single. Like they did for my second bestest friend, after George, Nelson Mandela.

I am calling around all my popstar friends., Its gonna be MEGA.

George is going to prison

Poor GEORGE. Prison. HOW HORRIBLE. I have asked my assistant to send him a bouquet of flowers to brighten up his cell. I’d go and visit but I am far too busy with all my CHARITY work.

Sleepy George and drugs

I can’t believe George has been taking drugs. I am SHOCKED.